I'm A Sensitive Guy. If You Are

I've Been Accused Of Not Really Paying Attention To A Sentence Unless My Name Comes Up In It Twice.

My Sense Of Style Is An Old Polo Shirt, Jeans And, Unfortunately For The Longest Time, White Running Shoes, Which Was Not Attractive. The One Thing I've Learned About Clothes Is To Ask A Girl.

After I Got My First Laugh On Stage, I Was Hooked.

To Be A Comedian, You Have To Have Some Darkness Behind It. I Certainly Draw On My Past, And It Helps.

Like, My House Has A Nice View, Because, You Know, I Was On 'friends.'