When Humor Go's, There Go's Civilization.

I Have Never Understood, For Example, How Come A Child Can Climb Up On The Roof, Scale The Tv Antenna, And Rescue The Cat ... Yet Cannot Walk Down The Hallway Without Grabbing Both Walls With His Grubby Hands For Balance.

If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries, What Am I Doing In The Pits?

House Guests Should Be Regarded As Perishables: Leave Them Out Too Long And They Go Bad.

There's Something Wrong With A Mother Who Washes Out A Measuring Cup With Soap And Water After She's Only Measured Water In It.

She's As Funny As A Toothache