When A Woman Says, 'i Don't Wish

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.

No Matter How Much Strong Black Coffee We Drink, Almost Any After- Dinner Speech Will Counteract It.

Of All The Unbearable Nuisances, The Ignoramus That Has Traveled Is The Worst.

Kindness Goes A Long Ways Lots Of Times When It Ought To Stay At Home.

I Don't Know Of Anything Better Than A Woman If You Want To Spend Money Where It Will Show.