No Matter How Much Strong Black Coffee

My Idea Of Walking Into The Jaws Of Death Is Marrying Some Woman Who Has Lost Three Husbands.

Lack Of Pep Is Often Mistaken For Patience.

Knowin' All About Baseball Is Just About As Profitable As Bein' A Good Whittler.

There Is No Failure Except In No Longer Trying. There Is No Defeat Except From Within, No Really Insurmountable Barrier Save Our Own Inherent Weakness Of Purpose.

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.