When A Man Is Trying To Sell

American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.

A Conquered Foe Should Be Watched.

If You Don't Learn To Laugh At Troubles, You Won't Have Anything To Laugh At When You Grow Old.

People Never Have Confidence In A Big Talker. They Know His Statements Must Be Cut Down, But They Can Never Tell How Much.

There Is Always A Type Of Man Who Says He Loves His Fellow Men, And Expects To Make A Living At It.