If You Don't Learn To Laugh At

No Man Is Smart, Except By Comparison To Those Who Know Less

If There Were No Schools To Take The Children Away From Home Part Of The Time, The Insane Asylums Would Be Filled With Mothers.

The Little Trouble In The World That Is Not Due To Love Is Due To Friendship.

There Is Only One Thing People Like That Is Good For Them; A Good Night's Sleep.

The Greatest Humiliation In Life, Is To Work Hard On Something From Which You Expect Great Appreciation, And Then Fail To Get It.