What If Nothing Exists And We're All

This Year I'm A Star, But What Will I Be Next Year? A Black Hole?

I Took A Puff Of The Wrong Cigarette At A Fraternity Dance Once, And The Cops Had To Get Me, Y'know. I Broke Two Teeth Trying To Give A Hickie To The Statue Of Liberty.

My Gift Was In Comedy. I Found Out I Could Make Jokes. I Could Tell Jokes. I Could Write Them. So Over The Years, That's What I've Done.

I'm Afraid Of The Dark,and Suspicious Of The Light.

We Are All Interested In The Future, For That Is Where You And I Are Going To Spend The Rest Of Our Lives.