I Sold My Memoirs Of My Love

When I Asked My Mother Where Babies Came From, She Thought I Said Rabies. She Said You Get Them From Being Bitten By A Dog. The Next Week, A Woman On My Block Gave Birth To Triplets... I Thought She'd Been Bitten By A Great Dane.

I Didn't Go To Paris Until I Was A Grown-up In 1965. And When I Went To Paris, It Was The Paris I Knew Only From American Movies.

If You Want To Make God Laugh, Tell Him About Your Plans.

The Best An Idea Gets Is When Its In Your Head.

If It Turns Out That There Is A God...the Worst That You Can Say About Him Is That Basically He's An Underachiever.