What I've Learned About Comedy People Is

Words Matter. Especially Ones With Four Letters.

Behind Every Great Man In Prison Is Another Great Man In Prison.

One Of The First Things I Said When I Signed On For The Show Was No Hugs! Full House Was All Based On Hugs.

I Am Stressed Because Once I Am Flattened Out So Thin To Be Able To Slide Under A Doorway, I May Never Be Able To Ever Be Unflattened So I Could Be Regular Sized Again.

Sundays Are A Good Day To Look At The Limitless Possibilities Of The Week Ahead. The Key Is To Prolong That Feeling By Not Reading The News.