What Happens After You Die? Lot's Of

You Know What Our Number One Threat Is? Heart Disease.

People Say There's Delays On Flights. Delays, Really? New York To California In Five Hours, That Used To Take 30 Years, A Bunch Of People Used To Die On The Way There, Have A Baby, You Would End Up With A Whole Different Group Of People By The Time You Got There. Now You Watch A Movie And [go To The Toilet] And You're Home.

Kids Are Like Buckets Of Disease That Live In Your House.

A Very Painful Part Of Being A Parent Is Having Really Negative Feelings About Your Children When You Love Them So Much.

It's Just A Big Excuse To Say Awful Things.