What Happened?" -ethon "obviously Something Was Hungry

Let Me Guess. The Big One Is Due In On The North Shore? (dante) Yes. So Let’s Make This Quick. I Have A Board, A Wave, And A Babe With My Name On Them And I Would Like To Take Advantage Of All Three. (savitar)

I Would Kiss You Anyway, But I Have A Feeling That If I Tried– (rafael) I’d Kick You In The Nuts And Tear Your Ear Off. (celena) That Would Hurt. (rafael) That’s The Idea. (celena)

I Agree, Dad. I Was Just Explaining To The Woman Why We Don’t Look Anything Alike And Why You Would Have Been Younger Than Me When I Was Born. It Doesn’t Mean I Don’t Love You ‘cause You Know I Do. Make One Snotty Comment In Anger When You’re Twelve Years Old Going Through Puberty And Getting Grounded, And You Pay For It For The Rest Of Your Life. Parents Ain’t Got No Sense Of Humor. (omari)

What Do You Mean I Have A Predetermined Death?” – Nick “did I Stutter?” – Death “no.” – Nick “do I Look Like Webster’s?” – Death “no.” – Nick “then You Should Understand What I Said, Since I Didn’t Speak In Code. Every Mortal Creature Is Born With An Expiration Date. Some Immortals, Too. Set By The Big Clockmaker. But Excessive Stupidity And Moronic Tendencies Can Shorten It. Pissing Me Off Is One Really Good Way To Cut Yours Down To Three Seconds From Now.” – Death

Oh No, That’s For You. Presents Make People Happy. The Simi Wants You To Be Happy. (simi) Thank You, Simi. (gallagher) No Need To Thank Me. See, That’s What Families Do. They Take Care Of Each Other. (simi) I No Longer Have A Family. I Had To Give Them Up. (gallagher) Of Course You Have A Family. Everyone Has Family. I’m Your Family. Akri Your Family. Even That Smelly Old Goddess Is Your Family. She’s That Creepy Old Aunt Who Comes Around But Nobody Likes Her So They Make Fun Of Her When She’s Gone. (simi)