What Fools These Mortals Be. (acheron)

Life Before Toilet Paper Was Not Worth Living.

Nice Knees, Bud, But The Hairy Legs Could Use A Bush Hog. (kyrian)

And I Can’t Let You Out Of Here Until I Know What Your Plans Are. (kat) To Stop The Annihilation Of Mankind And The Earth. It’s A Simple Plan, Really, But An Important One. Can I Go Now? (sin)

Grim Sighed Heavily. "i Swear I'm Getting A Migraine." "my Mom Suffers From Those A Lot, Too." "being Around You, I Imagine She Does.

So Help Me, I Won’t Rest Until I Bathe In Your Entrails! (apollymi)