Nice Knees, Bud, But The Hairy Legs

You Travel With A Whetstone On Your Arm? (kiara) You Don’t Ever Want To Kill Someone With A Dull Knife. It Takes Too Long To Sever Their Arteries, Or Puncture Organs, And It Makes It Even Messier Than Normal. (nykyrian)

He Attacked Us. What Was I Supposed To Do? Invite Him To Dinner? (sin)

You’re So Beautiful. I Wish I’d Seen You As A Child. (acheron) You Didn’t Miss Much. I Had Buck Teeth And Stringy Hair. (kat)

You Got Guts Taking That Tone With Me. (nykyrian) What You Gonna Do, Oh Great Wounded One? I’m The One With The Injector. (syn)

Julian Was The Son Of Diokles Of Sparta, Also Known As Diokles The Butcher. That Man Made The Marquis De Sade Look Like Ronald Mcdonald. (ben)