What Abandoned Course Is That?

I Hope I'll Never Get Too Old To Want To Take Part In This Event, And I Don't Think I Will Ever Age That Much.

I've Said A Thousand Times, You Can't Go Into A Shop And Buy A Good Golf Game.

If I Had Cleared The Trees And Drove The Green, It Would've Been A Great Shot.

Those Who Go Along Get Along.

I Shot A Wild Elephant In Africa Thirty Yards From Me, And It Didn't Hit The Ground Until It Was Right At My Feet. I Wasn't A Bit Scared. But A Four Foot Putt Scares Me To Death.