I Hope I'll Never Get Too Old

The Fact That Slammin' Sammy Couldn't Win The Open Made It All The More Valuable For The Players That Did Win. Gave It A Special Quality. I'd Say A Part Of The Sheen On That Trophy Comes From My Sweat.

What Abandoned Course Is That?

Forget Your Opponents; Always Play Against Par.

You've Just One Problem. You Stand Too Close To The Ball After You've Hit It.

The Only Reason I Ever Played In The First Place Was So I Could Afford To Hunt And Fish.