What A Dog I Got, He Found

Time And Tide And Hookers Wait For No Man.

I Was So Ugly My Parents Had To Hang A Pork Chop Around My Neck To Get The Dog To Play With Me.

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.