We Were So Poor My Daddy Unplugged

Black People Dominate Sports In The United States. 20% Of The Population And 90% Of The Final Four.

Kids Raised On A Culture Of “we’re Not Going To Keep Score In The Game Because We Don’t Want Anybody To Lose.” Or Just Ignoring Race To A Fault. You Can’t Say “the Black Kid Over There.” No, It’s “the Guy With The Red Shoes.” You Can’t Even Be Offensive On Your Way To Being Inoffensive.

There Are Only Three Things Women Need In Life: Food, Water, And Compliments.

Most Parts In Comedy, They're Not Really Written For Men. They're Written For, Like, These Boy-men.

Whatever Your Woman Is Into, You Better Be Into. Whatever Your Man Is Into, You Better Be N2. Your Partner Into Church, You Better Be Into Church. Your Man Or Woman A Crack Head, You Better Be A Crack Head ... Otherwise It Just Won't Work.