We're All Torn Between The Desire For

Milk Without Fat Is Like Nonalcoholic Scotch.

Every One Starts Out Being An Atheist.

If You Put On An Item Of Clothing That Hurts Just Because You Have An Idea It Looks Better Or Conforms To What Other People Are Wearing, It's Dumb.

Obscenities... I Think A Lot Of Dumb People Do It Because They Can't Think Of What They Want To Say And They're Frustrated. A Lot Of Smart People Do It To Pretend They Aren't Very Smart - Want To Be Just One Of The Boys.

Anyone Who Watches Golf On Television Would Enjoy Watching The Grass Grow On The Greens.