We Have Learned To Take Life Seriously,

There Are Very Few Persons Who Would Think Of Inquiring Into The Private Life Of The Newspaper Dealer At The Corner, Or The Druggist, Or The Doctor, Or Even A Mah Jong Partner, But The Moment One Belongs To The Theatrical Profession, The Public Usually Feels Cheated Unless It Knows One's Inmost Thoughts Of Love.

My Instinct Has Always Been To Turn Drawbacks Into Drawing Cards.

I Have No Patience With Women Who Measure And Weigh Their Love Like A Country Doctor Dispensing Capsules. If A Man Is Worth Loving At All, He Is Worth Loving Generously, Even Recklessly.

I Contend That Every Woman Has The Right To Feel Beautiful, No Matter How Scrambled Her Features, Or How Indifferent Her Features.

I Never Ride Horseback Now Because My Sympathy With The Under-dog Is Too Keen. After We Have A Gone A Few Blocks, I Always Dismount And Say To The Horse: 'we'll Walk It Together, Old Dear.