We Don't Have To Pretend To Be

Nobody Can Make Me Cry In Public. I'll Punch Them First Before They Make My Mascara Smear.

I Will Do Comedy Until The Day I Die: Inappropriate Comedy, Funny Comedy, Gender-bending, Twisting Comedy, Whatever Comedy Is Out There.

No One Has Ever Bought Me Underwear, And I'm A Little Bummed About That. Maybe It's Not Such A Big Deal Any More.

Childhood Is What You Spend The Rest Of Your Life Trying To Overcome.

I Don’t Think There’s Ever What Could Be Called A "chilled State" In My Head.