We Don't Have Seasons Anymore. You Know

I Do Not Make Jokes About Sarah Palin Simply Because I Could Not Live In This World If I Believed She Was A Real Person.

I Would Like To Play Pebble Beach At Some Point. I Keep Waiting For Them To Call And Ask Me To That Little Pro-am Thing, But I'm Not Big Enough.

Wow, You Survived A Blackout. You're Made Of Stronger Stuff Than Ice Cream.

Mtv Is To Music As Kfc Is To Chicken!

Nyquil Comes In Two Colors, Red And Green, And It's The Only Thing On The Planet That Tastes Like Red And Green.