Nyquil Comes In Two Colors, Red And

I Have Never Thought Of My Entertainment As Being Able To Bring About Social Change. I Am Seriously Always Looking For The Laugh. What It Did Make Me Conscious Of Was Having Empathy For Those Without Any Power In This Country. That Has Always Stuck With Me.

I'm Not A Great Joke Writer, Which Is Odd For A Comic To Say, But I'm Not.

If I Wanted To Be Bored By 6,000 Pages Of Unreadable Dreck, I'd Read War And Peace Four Times.

Mother Teresa Had A Mustache. Hitler Had A Mustache. Mother Teresa Is Hitler.

You Know. I Don't Think I'm Gonna Be Jewish For Very Long.