We All Know That Small Cars Are

I Rang Up Jay Kay, Who's Got One, And Said: 'can We Borrow Yours?' And He Said, 'yeah, If I Can Borrow Your Daughter, Because It Amounts To The Same Thing.'

Speed Has Never Killed Anyone. Suddenly Becoming Stationary, That's What Gets You.

Then There’s The Biggest Problem Of Them All – The Problem Of Being In An Audi Tt When You Are Not Called Angela. I Do Not Know Why It Can Be Driven By Only People Named Angela, But That’s A Fact And There’s Nothing We Can Do About It. If You Have A Tt And You Aren’t Called Angela, You Have The Wrong Car.

We All Know That Small Cars Are Good For Us. But So Is Cod Liver Oil. And Jogging.

The Suzuki Wagon R Should Be Avoided Like Unprotected Sex With An Ethiopian Transvestite