Was That You Or The Duck?

Growing Old Is Something You Do If You're Lucky.

I'll Teach You To Kick Me...' You Don't Need To Teach Me--i Already Know How!

If You Find It Hard To Laugh At Yourself, I Would Be Happy To Do It For You.

When You're In Jail, A Good Friend Will Be Trying To Bail You Out. A Best Friend Will Be In The Cell Next To You Saying, 'damn, That Was Fun.'

She's Afraid That If She Leaves, She'll Become The Life Of The Party.