Growing Old Is Something You Do If

This Isn't A Particularly Novel Observation, But The World Is Full Of People Who Think They Can Manipulate The Lives Of Others Merely By Getting A Law Passed.

If Women Dressed For Men, The Stores Wouldn't Sell Much - Just An Occasional Sun Visor.

Do They Allow Tipping On The Boat? - Yes, Sir. Have You Got Two Fives? - Oh, Yes, Sir. Then You Won't Need The Ten Cents I Was Going To Give You.

Now There's A Man With An Open Mind - You Can Feel The Breeze From Here!

You've Got A Goal In Life. I've Got A Goal. Now All We Need Is A Football Team.