University: ... A Place Where Rich Men

Nobody Kicks On Being Interrupted If It's By Applause.

The Less A Statesman Amounts To, The More He Loves The Flag.

Nobody Ever Forgets Where He Buried The Hatchet.

It Used To Be That A Fellow Went On The Police Force When Everything Else Failed, But Today He Goes In The Advertising Game.

It Is Pretty Hard To Tell What Does Bring Happiness; Poverty And Wealth Have Both Failed.