Nobody Kicks On Being Interrupted If It's

The Fellow That Owns His Own Home Is Always Just Coming Out Of A Hardware Store.

The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.

Some Folks Seem To Have Descended From The Chimpanzee Much Later Than Others.

There Isn't Much To Be Seen In A Little Town, But What You Hear Makes Up For It.

Nobody Works As Hard For His Money As The Man Who Marries It.