Tumbling Into A Dark, Lewis Carroll Labyrinth

And While We're On The Subject Of Ducks, Which We Plainly Are, The Story, 'the Ugly Duckling' Ought Be Banned As The Central Character Wasn't A Duckling Or He Wouldn't Have Grown Up Into A Swan. He Was A Cygnet.

It's No Wonder Bob Geldof Knows So Much About Famine - He's Been Dining Out On I Don't Like Mondays For 30 Years.

If You're A Drug Addict, Often You're Stealing - I've Gotten Done For Shoplifting A Few Times.

If Love Is Something You Cherish, It Is Hard To Glean Much Joy From Death, Even In One's Enemies.

Be Led By Your Talent, Not By Your Self-loathing; Those Other Things You Just Have To Manage.