If You're A Drug Addict, Often You're

When I Was Growing Up, I Thought I'd Be A Lot Happier If I Was Famous And Successful And If I Had Money.

I Really Love To Be With People. It's Nice, That. To Have Achieved Sudden Intimacy With Strangers Is Perhaps The Most Human Thing You Can Do. We All Love Our Friends And Families, As Much As We Hate Them. When You Can Achieve Intimacy With Strangers, It's Very Exciting And Heartening.

Tumbling Into A Dark, Lewis Carroll Labyrinth Of Filth, Pursuing A White Rabbit Of Smut!

No One Shuts Their Laptop After Looking At Pornography And Says, 'what A Productive Time I Just Spent Connecting With The World!'

Surfing Should Be Called "foam-choking" Or "sea Stabbing.