To You I'm An Atheist; To God,

I Took A Speed-reading Course And Read War And Peace In Twenty Minutes. It Involves Russia.

People Think I'm An Artist Because My Films Lose Money.

Some Drink Deeply From The River Of Knowledge. Others Only Gargle.

Having Sex Is Like Playing Bridge. If You Don't Have A Good Partner, You'd Better Have A Good Hand.

Tradition Is The Illusion Of Permanance.