To You I'm An Atheist; To God,

My One Regret In Life Is That I Am Not Someone Else.

My Success Has Allowed Me To Strike Out With A Higher Class Of Women.

I Was A Nervous Child, I Was A Bedwetter. I Used To Sleep With An Electric Blanket And I Was Constantly Electrocuting Myself.

Throughout History In The Theater And Film People Do Like Sarcastic Characters, And They Do Like Curmudgeons - If They're Amusing, They Do Like Them Despite The Fact That They're Vitriolic, Particularly If They're For The Right Thing. If You Can See That The Person Is A Decent Person And Is For The Right Thing, And Is Not Just A Nasty Person With Base Motives, But Someone Who Is A Decent Human But Expresses Himself.

I Took A Speed-reading Course And Read War And Peace In Twenty Minutes. It Involves Russia.