To You I'm An Atheist; To God,

Science Is An Intellectual Dead End, You Know? It's A Lot Of Little Guys In Tweed Suits Cutting Up Frogs On Foundation Grants.

The Baby Is Fine. The Only Problem Is That He Looks Like Edward G. Robinson.

Life's Hard, Then You Die.

I'm Not A Big Believer In The Sense Of Jews Having A Monopoly On Comedy.

I Think A Relationship Is Like A Shark. It Has To Constantly Move Forward Or It Dies.