I Took A Speed-reading Course And Read

Many People Who Get A Lot Of Money Are Willing To Work With Me For No Money. This Is True.

I Was Thrown Out Of Nyu For Cheating-with The Deans Wife

I Had A Terrible Education. I Attended A School For Emotionally Disturbed Teachers.

When I'm Not Working, I Think And I Think When I Get Depressed.

I Was The Captain Of The Latent Paranoid Softball Team. We Used To Play All The Neurotics On Sunday Morning. Nailbiters Against The Bedwetters, And If You've Never Seen Neurotics Play Softball, It's Really Funny. I Used To Steal Second Base, And Feel Guilty And Go Back.