To Get A Better Piece Of Chicken,

This Year I'd Rather Lead The League In Home Runs, Runs Batted In And Hitting.

I'll Play Baseball For The Army Or Fight For It, Whatever They Want Me To Do.

To Get A Better Piece Of Chicken, You'd Have To Be A Rooster.

I Never Understood How Someone Who Was Dying Could Say He Was The Luckiest Man In The World, But Now I Understand.

It Was All I Lived For, To Play Baseball.