To All The Girls Out There Who

Sophomore Year, I Got Hit In The Stomach Playing Football, And I Was Out Of School For Four Months. I Was In The Hospital For Two And Then Out Of School For Two.

I Have A Really, Really Great Girl In My Life Right Now.

I Never Have Actually Had A Girl Who's Made Me Laugh Before.

I Idolize My Father. I Mean, He Has Worked So Hard In His Life.

To All The Girls Out There Who Think Being Funny Is Not Sexy, You Are Wrong!