This Morning When I Put On My

One Year They Asked Me To Be Poster Boy - For Birth Control.

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

You Wanna Have Laughs? Do What I Do. When I Go Through A Tollbooth, I Keep Going. I Tell The Guy, The Car Behind Me Is Paying For Two.

During Sex, My Girlfriend Always Wants To Talk To Me… Just The Other Night She Called Me From A Hotel.

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Kisses The Dog On The Lips, Yet She Won't Drink From My Glass.