One Year They Asked Me To Be

If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, So Is Ugliness.

My Wife Is Always Trying To Get Rid Of Me. The Other Day She Told Me To Put The Garbage Out. I Said To Her I Already Did. She Told Me To Go And Keep An Eye On It.

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped And They Sent A Piece Of My Finger To My Father. He Said He Wanted More Proof.

She Was So Ugly That I Took Her To A Dog Show And She Won First Prize.