One Year They Asked Me To Be

I Bought A Perfect Second Car... A Tow Truck.

The Other Night A Mugger Took Off His Mask And Made Me Wear It.

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

I Took My Son To Coney Island, I Said "wanna Go In The Crazy House?", He Said "save Your Money We'll Be Home Soon"!

You Wanna Have Laughs? Do What I Do. When I Go Through A Tollbooth, I Keep Going. I Tell The Guy, The Car Behind Me Is Paying For Two.