One Year They Asked Me To Be

My Old Man Never Liked Me. He Gave Me My Allowance In Traveler's Checks.

My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark. Then She Saw Me Naked, And Now She's Afraid Of The Light.

My Wife Wants Sex In The Back Of The Car And She Wants Me To Drive.

Guy Goes Into A Bar With A Duck Under His Arm. Bartender Says, "where'd You Get The Pig?" Guy Says, "this Is A Duck." Bartender Says, "i Was Talking To The Duck."

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.