This Is The Problem With Over-crowded Inner-city

Everyone Is Living For Everyone Else Now. They're Doing Stuff So They Can Tell Other People About It. I Don't Get All That Social Media Stuff, I've Always Got Other Things I Want To Do - Odd Jobs Around The House. No One Wants To Hear About That.

It's Not Easy Keeping A Diary. You Have To Be Pretty Committed.

We've Had The Iron Age, The Stone Age, This Is The Pissin' About Age.

I've Never Understood The 'things To Do Before You Die' Idea. If I Was Ill, I'd Be In No Mood To Have A Swim With A Dolphin.

That Impresses Me More, Inventin' Electricity.