This Guy Makes Coffee Nervous.

The Money's The Same, Whether You Earn It Or Scam It.

Oh, I Knew He Was Gonna Do That. I Just Knew He Was Gonna Do That. He Don't Need Jannetty. I Told You That Off And On.

Hawaii's The 50th State? I Thought It Was A Suburb Of Guam.

If You're Poor And You Do Something Stupid, You're Nuts. If You're Rich And Do Something Stupid, You're Eccentric.

North Dakota State. What Do You Have To Do There To Graduate? Milk A Cow With Your Left Hand?