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It All Began With A Shoe On The Wall. A Shoe On The Wall Shouldn't Be There At All.

So Be Sure When You Step, Step With Care And Great Tact. And Remember That Life's A Great Balancing Act. And Will You Succeed? Yes! You Will, Indeed! (98 And ¾ Percent Guaranteed) Kid, You'll Move Mountains.

All Those Nupboards In The Cupboards They're Good Fun To Have About. But That Nooth Gush On My Tooth Brush.....him I Could Do Without.

If You'd Never Been Born, Then You Might Be An Isn't! An Isn't Has No Fun At All. No, He Disn't.

In The Places I Go There Are Things That I See That I Never Could Spell If I Stopped With The Z.