All Those Nupboards In The Cupboards They're

I Tend To Basically Exaggerate In Life, And In Writing, It's Fine To Exaggerate. I Really Enjoy Overstating For The Purpose Of Getting A Laugh. For Another Thing, Writing Is Easier Than Digging Ditches. Well, Actually, That's An Exaggeration. It Isn't.

If You Want To Get Things You Can't Buy In A Store, You Have To Do Things Never Thought Of Before.

And What Would You Do If You Met A Jibboo?

They Say I'm Old-fashioned, And Live In The Past, But Sometimes I Think Progress Progresses Too Fast!

And The Grinch, With His Grinch-feet Ice Cold In The Snow, Stood Puzzling And Puzzling, How Could It Be So? It Came Without Ribbons. It Came Without Tags. It Came Without Packages, Boxes Or Bags. And He Puzzled And Puzzled 'till His Puzzler Was Sore. Then The Grinch Thought Of Something He Hadn't Before. What If Christmas, He Thought, Doesn't Come From A Store. What If Christmas, Perhaps, Means A Little Bit More.