There Was Another War-related Casualty Today. The

They Say If The Warming Trend Continues, By 2015 Hillary Clinton Might Actually Thaw Out.

Did You See Walker's Father? 'my Son Loves America.' Yeah, Like O.j. Loved His Wife.

In His Big Victory Speech Last Night, Senator Kerry Said That He Wanted To Defeat George Bush And The 'economy Of Privilege.' Then He Hugged His Wife, Teresa, Heir To The Multi-million Dollar Heinz Food Fortune.

As You May Have Heard, Former President Bill Clinton Says He's Coming Here To California To Help Governor Gray Davis In His Recall Election Campaign. Which Is Ironic, Isn't It? When Clinton Was President, He Couldn't Recall Anything.

President Bush Spent The Day Calling Names He Couldn't Pronounce In Countries He Never Knew Existed.