There Was An Austerely Dignified Award Ceremony.

The Harvard Lampoon Itself, Which Had A Pretty Stellar Run In The '60s.

Gossip Is What You Say About The Objects Of Flattery When They Aren't Present.

It Remains To Be Seen Which Program Will Cause Greater Societal Damage: China's One-child Policy Or America's One-parent Policy.

Then Basically What Was Happening Was That It Was The Middle '80s, And Rolling Stone Realized That A Lot Of Their Readers Had Voted For [ronald] Reagan, And They Were Going, "gosh! We Need A Republican! Does Anybody Know A Republican? Wait A Minute! I Think P.j.'s A Republican!"

Just As Some Things Are Too Strange For Fiction, Others Are Too True For Journalism.