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Politics Is The Art Of Achieving Prestige And Power Without Merit.

[al] Franken Is Left-wing And Funny. He's A Pretty Good Political Humorist.

Asia Is The Continent Rhythm Forgot. At Best Asian Music Is Off-brand American Pop, Like Sonny Bono In A Karaoke Bar. At Worst Asian Music Sounds As If A Truck Full Of Wind Chimes Collided With A Stack Of Empty Oil Drums During A Birdcall Contest.

I'm Old Enough To Remember When The Air Over American Cities Was A Lot Dirtier Than It Is Now.

The Wise Traveler [to Beirut] Will Pack Shirts Or Blouses With Ample Breast Pockets. Reaching Inside A Jacket For Your Passport Looks Too Much Like Going For The Draw And Puts Armed Men Out Of Countinence