There's No Way In The World You're

There Isn't Any Finer Folks Living Than A Republican That Votes The Democratic Ticket.

A Senator Got Up Today In Congress And Called His Fellow Senators Sons Of Wild Jackasses. Now, If You Think The Senators Were Hot, Imagine How The Jackasses Must Feel.

Being Young Is Beautiful, But Being Old Is Comfortable.

People That Pay For Things Never Complain. It's The Guy You Give Something To That You Can't Please.

I Don't Know How A Lot Of These Nations Existed As Long As They Have Till We Could Get Some Of Our People Around And Show 'em How To Be Good And Pure Like Us.