There's No Thief Like A Bad Movie.

Don't Drive As If You Own The Road; Drive As If You Own The Car.

Ever Notice That Nothing Changes The Color Of Paint Like Putting It On A Wall?

Hard Work Spotlights The Character Of People: Some Turn Up Their Sleeves, Some Turn Up Their Noses, And Some Don't Turn Up At All.

As A Child, A Library Card Takes You To Exotic, Faraway Places. When You're Grown Up, A Credit Card Does It.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.