As A Child, A Library Card Takes

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

When You Feel Neglected, Think Of The Female Salmon, Who Lays 3,000,000 Eggs But No One Remembers Her On Mother's Day.

Nobody's Too Fat - They're Just Too Short.

Success Has A Simple Formula: Do Your Best, And People May Like It.

Many Trees Could Be Saved If The Government Stopped Printing Tax Forms.