There's No In Between-you're Either Good Or

Ooh, It's Too ­embarrassing To Share My Innermost Romantic Secrets - Although I Have Written Danielle The Odd Poem. If Anything They Are More Comedic Than Romantic. They Used To Be Well ­received But That Was Before She Started Studying Shakespeare At Drama College. Now I Feel So ­inept.

I Know I Could Never Be In A Pop Band. I Honestly Have An Appalling Voice.

Messi Doesn't Have To Do It In The Premier League To Prove Himself. The Champions League Is The Ultimate Club Competition. If He Was In The Premier League, He'd Be The Best Player By Some Distance.

I've Only Got A Saturday Job So My Weekdays Are Generally Pretty Free.

The World Cup Is Every Four Years, So It's Going To Be A Perennial Problem.