There's A Difference Between Vaselining The Rapee

Prostitutes Don't Sell Their Bodies, They Rent Their Bodies. Housewives Sell Their Bodies When They Get Married.

... Anybody With The Brains And Energy To Become A Teacher Ought To Want To Become Something Better.

Women Are Dirt Searchers; Their Greatest Worth Is Irradicating Rings On Collars And Tables. Never Mind Real-estate Boards' Corruption And Racism, Here's Your Soapsuds. Everything She Is Doing Is Peripheral, Expendable, Crucial, And Non-negotiable. Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness.

I'm Just A Loud-mouthed Middle-aged Colored Lady With A Fused Spine And Three Feet Of Intestines Missing And A Lot Of People Think I'm Crazy. Maybe You Do Too, But I Never Stop To Wonder Why I'm Not Like Other People. The Mystery To Me Is Why More People Aren't Like Me.

The Spending Of Our Tax Dollars By The Pentagon Represents The Greatest Social Disease Of Our Country; I Call It Pentagonorrhea.