Prostitutes Don't Sell Their Bodies, They Rent

I Think We Should Look Forward To Death More Than We Do. Of Course Everybody Hates To Go To Bed Or Miss Anything, But Dying Is Really The Only Chance We'll Get To Rest.

The Biggest Sin Is Sitting On Your Ass.

I Know We're Termites. But If All The Termites Got Together, The House Would Fall Down.

Trying To Help An Oppressed Person Is Like Trying To Put Your Arm Around Somebody With A Sunburn.

It's Interesting To Speculate How It Developed That In Two Of The Most Anti-feminist Institutions, The Church And The Law Court, The Men Are Wearing The Dresses.