There Never Was A Man On Earth

I Got A Curve So Sneaky It Might Be Your Daddy.

Sometimes I Sit And Think And Other Times I Just Sit.

I've Said It Once And I'll Say It A A Hundred Times, I'm Forty-four Years Old.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

If A Man Can Beat You, Walk Him.