If A Man Can Beat You, Walk

If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse It. If It Don't Sound Good To You, It Won't Sound Good To Anybody.

I Use My Single Windup, My Double Windup, My Triple Windup, My Hesitation Windup, My No Windup. I Also Use My Step-n-pitch-it, My Submariner, My Sidearmer And My Bat Dodger. Man's Got To Do What He's Got To Do.

Work Like You Don't Need The Money. Love Like You've Never Been Hurt. Dance Like Nobody's Watching.

I Never Rush Myself. See, They Can't Start The Game Without Me.

It's Funny What A Few No-hitters Do For A Body.